We could eat lunch around the corner at KFC, you can take a cab and I’ll pay the fee. But when you show up- you’ll be out of luck! I will forget my wallet in the glove box in my truck. So you’ll have to foot the ta... see more >>
We could eat lunch around the corner at KFC, you can take a cab and I’ll pay the fee. But when you show up- you’ll be out of luck! I will forget my wallet in the glove box in my truck. So you’ll have to foot the tab for the cab and lunch for two- With dirt in your sock, Bxcth I thought you knew. But I will be dressed to impress and chewing dentyne gum- I’ll be drunk as fxck and smelling like an alley bum. And I’d be chewing on my food like a carnivore, and you’ll be staring at me like an eyesore. Then I’d throw my face into my bowl of soup, and slurp it all up through my missing tooth. Then you would jump up faster than a race and say, “I need to go powder my face.” When you come back, your hair won’t be fixed, cuz you were in there kicked back and taking a shxt. I’d show you my big scar, then say, “I can’t believe how fxckin fat your are! But I like the way you make your titties shake- and if you lost a little weight you’d look like Ricki Lake.”
After that we leave in a haste, and go on over to my place. A Juggalo is known for smacking hoes- but they need to bust nuts so I’d switch to the mack mode.. I’d sing love songs to you- the best I can, to get you naked and hit it like a cave man! “Hey woman, you know that I love you. So why don’t you just let me fxck you? Now bxtch I know you’re a freak, so how about a little kiss on my cheek? And a fxck to go with that? Come on nympho-- Let me hit that! Tell you what you let me stick it… and I got a left over piece of chicken for you. You little sewer skank- nasty little pipe smoking sack chasing hoe!” And that will be that. A little smooth talk and you will be on your back. And when I finally stick it up in ya… and then I will eat the leftover chicken. Yep… our first date out and I will catch my nut!!
We can eat dinner at your parent’s house and the first this I’d do is take a piss on the couch. I wouldn’t even think about it. I might show up in a tux… but I doubt it. I’ll probably just show up naked like I always d...